ten years ago today was 1997. in commemoration ive complied the following bulleted list of associations;
•faxing
•compact discs
•phish
•volkswagen jettas
•"crohn's disease"
•using the name on your birth certificate
•alternately, using your middle name as your first
•alternately, using your middle finger as your thumb
•excusing yourself from the dinner table
•only using "land lines" for phone calls
•the hard pretzel and coca-cola combo
•rico brogna, gregg jeffries
•boycotting titanic
•jackie lasek
•going to the bank to deposit checks
•going to the bank to withdrawal dollars
•that store next to the bank
•not knowing enough to use the word "land line" 8 bullets up
•five dollar whole pizza pies
•being visited by the craig one of 2007
•getting confused as to what he meant by "blog"
•just felt right (courtesy willow)
•kenny g, savage garden
•ted is in vermont with god doesnt even know who
•being graded on a conventional letter grade scale
•bluejeans (courtesy massimo)
and
•wawa
*coincidentally "dot dot dot" is sooo 2008 and "dave matthews band" where dave=dot, matthews=dot, & band=dot is sooo 2009. please dont confuse this with the band dave matthews band which i should have listed in the preceding bulleted list of things that are sooo 1997.
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1997 was a good vintage, sir. and i commend you on your list-making.
nothing is quite as good as a good list...
- wes chamberlain
phish.
i still listen to the 1997 now and pretend it was 1999, when 97 was only 2 years ago.
you have an excellent memory!
i can't remember shit.
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