END ROAD WORK

with my fellow radio personality leon of the trees now in venice (here i do not mean CA), i am left all alone in our north american efforts to curb road work. here youll see my efforts on the streets of brooklyn, ny. ill leave leon to cover all points european. all we are saying is 'leave the roads in severe disrepair!'

additionally, youll note, im introducing a new campaign: NO STANDING ANYTIME. remain seated at all costs!

and please dont forget our long standing efforts to FREE LEAF MULCH, which has been unjustly held in captivity for far too long.

10000x 1 (history)

so the phillies did it tonight. 10000 losses. thanks phillies, for ruining a guys sunday.

¡no. one high five!

(courtesy manuel bieh)

thanks to loyal reader melina g-a., for although im not sure she was trying to hail a cab at the time, nonetheless delivered to me the best high five of the season. the scenario had g-a. on the street ... our eyes making the eyes of recognition ... g-a. hustling beyond the curb to meet me ... then making smaktastic contact with my outstretched right hand with hers. best yet, not a word was uttered before or during. only my whisper-yell of 'yesssssssssssss' afterwards. pure unadulterated smaktown. thanks melina, for making a guys sunday.

the conversation before i walked into the wall

courtney: 'craig, did i ever tell you that when i lived in LA i had a boyfriend named craig and he looked exactly like you?'

one: 'no. did i ever tell you that i used to live in LA and we used to date?'

28, as observed from work 4 days later

as seen on beerleaguer (for ted)

Dear Jose Mesa,

Please die in a fire.

Thanks,

Everyone.

Posted by: Chris | Saturday, July 07, 2007 at 12:01 AM