whos more human than you man

FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!!

a.m.

ii

i did good singing to dying tonight
patches dry hard not wet
no heart drops only sweat
the song from my stomach right
waving it off Until



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every day i dance
and sing the harmonies of dying.



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re: oatmeal

safe. effective.

a one guide to one hundred one years plus one

1) one chocolate croissant once daily please (preferably in the AM with one hot coffee or one pg-tip-styled tea, thank you).
1) one spirited set of pinged-pong daily where you crush your main man christos.

superior meat + welcome china

welcome!

i hope youre not just humoring me

and instead its me whos doing the humoring of you.
& check out my cousin lynns blog here. shes davids wife.

banking pros and cons

banking pros; checks smell good, makes me feel like a sort of adult
banking cons; not enough time, second letter a, not a good cook

happy birthday bruce i love you

fire

mendhi

more scientific fact

break out the composition books & mechanical pencils;

•the earths core is a solid block of ice
•lava really isnt that hot once you get used to it
•two more hands would really be useful
•rhinoceros
•doug glanville is a smart man perhaps, but was a mediocre ballplayer at best
•mount rushmore was formed by the colorado river and its years of erosion
•if youre not afraid of traveling fast down mountainy slopes, you ought to try skiing
•9 is the laughingest number
•ice is free (again, thanks hoagie)
•the moon itself does not generate light, but light does
•tomorrow i swear ill do better at blogging
•sex is natural/sex is fun/sex is best when its one on one (thanks george michael)
•fish are easily tricked but you probably dont want to be on their shit list
•arson is like love without all the mystery and wonder
•al gore without the beard!

together were more water than water itself

if youre 60% water and im 60% water then together, my dear mathmuncher, were more water than, like i said atop, water itself. pats on the watery backs all around.

der vollkommene Sportschuh

the perfect sneaker
la chaussure de sport parfaite
o gatuno perfeito
прекрасный катер
la zapatilla de deporte perfecta

for about a year now ive touted this sneaker as truly the best ive had all life. well today after much searching i finally found a place still selling them. so ive squirreled away two-pair so youll likely see me wearing these well into the early 2010. sorry if you hate them. i love you.

many times fresh i feel it

i was just thinking that if i could remove my brain from its skull and let it soak for many minutes in a tub of cool water i would feel sooo gooof.

dont dot dot dot

bones i have yet to break

on women and evolution

i was trying to explain to chandra last night how women are probably evolutionarily one step ahead of men. she seemed skeptical so i broke it down for her today in list format (see below);;;

•on average women live longer human lives
•women have better peripheral vision and can thus react quicker to enemies approaching (from the side)
•a woman can breathe under water
•there are 3000+ species of women (and counting)
•a woman has less body hair and is capable of faster travel, a less turbulent flight through space, & a positively refreshed feeling upon reaching her final destination
•boobs are natural flotation devices
•women can produce their own milk and, potentially, cheese in times of dire thirst and, potentially, hunger
•women have brains like dolphins and ears like bats
•a woman can accurately predict the coming of earthquakes across the globe plus some avalanches in Switzerland
•a woman can survive for about a month without her head if conditions are cool and relatively disease and mold free

spare me the hate mail, men. the truth hurts but it can also set you free.

2 million dollar poem

where s = you bet

or a list of things ive written in my typings today;

•thanks and you
•impossible is a safe place
•call me cone
•i never sugar there
•for woodchuck now
•how to get your happy
•when i think about the money ive spent i dont even think about it
•get out of hyperpause
•is that ice cream?
•❤❤❤
•money isnt a substitute for you
•cory lidle or something?
•the hills are old
•lets talk more in percentages when you have a chance
•holy hell
•yeah, i shouldnt have told you about it either
•now youve got the spirit
•i would tell them this is not easily done; like days
•the zero is so lonely
•wow . . . immaculate
•wolf will have a decent year
•now, what about the shoes?
•whats the dialogue over there like?

i know my death will be inconvenient

so um sorry about that yall. way in advance.

see you on the internet

adam made meat of me in buck hunter and also said "see you on the internet" when we parted which was true and funny; perhaps both in part due to the other, no?

note one; this is a different adam than the pre-mentioned atom. but now we all know theyve both said great things out loud.

note two; this adam's girlfriend drinks a chocolate milk every morning, rather than say, a coffee. i thought that was the no. one.

happy birthday Awkward

check out the youtube clip of atom and his package where things get weird and atom notes quite plainly also brilliantly, "this is a weird world that we're in right now."



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m.a.d.

i found this at our LA office before christmastime 2006;

i ❤ surprise no. 1

who doesnt!?! tanu showed up at office last night & the surprise really worked its wonderful on me. i needed that after this week. thanks tanu. +thanks for sharing the photos and the lovely note. youre the blesst;

A Message to Colin: Don't Steal My Shit Anymore*

she gives good head to the Lord
be it vain fuck who are you
on the Sabbath when he rests
she tugs at him with her mouth
fuck and rest
her name was Earth






*thanks to massimo for this title

up & out (loud)

thats how ive been whooping it. sighed,

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curves for learning~

the real people win

for example; the 2004 NACADA academic advising primary role award winners:



(l to r; brown, mckusick, and cook). congratulations back then!

a one welcome

¡welcome all RSS feed subscribers!

¿want to sound crazy?

yell 'speaker-box and ice cream' in a public space. repeat it a second time, slightly changing your inflection. scowl. this is most effective!

when people talk to their dogs

or "feet dont fail me now," for example.

¡dj death!

theres a face i havent seen in a while. i ripped it out of tips & tricks and aaron p. langley dutifully filled it out out loud.

not dj death

(courtesy meagan keane)

if meagan keane ever took a picture of me and massie that i forgot about, this would be it. but he was about to hoist me im positive. today i prayed to God to bring david stroganoff home from the desert alive.

making with airports arrival

philadelphia; this should be no surprise

more on the new dollar coins here.

those egyptian kings really lived it up i bet

like with a good party and building the nile river and all. my boy ramses the 2 (above) lived it the biggest.

RIP 6FU 4ME

it was a journey i never wanted to end. last night i watched the final episode of six feet under. RIP fishers. i will miss feeling connected to you teevee characters like how i did out loud.

friendly deaf-briefing (+SMPTE of all bars)

1) dont get too excited yet.

2) some coworkers insinuated that new haircut made mister look like i had just been released from prison. it was all such a big secret but im glad they said that.

3) i always remembered the time on the Q platform when i stood next to the blind man whose ironic sense of humour about his own blindness really impressed and inspired me. i dont know why youre blind, but i do like you.

4) and four, i have some ideas but im not claiming theyre all great. and im not claiming this, but on second thought, many of some ideas are great to me, for example.

interrogating a hand puppet is silly yet productive

(Puppeteer's Hands, Tina Modotti)

and while were on the subject; puppeteers tend to wear the most interesting sweaters! and also, kissing a girls forehead will drive her wild.

like velcro

one hook
one loop

some.how all saints

one dollar and one nickel lost (+ great name news)

this dollar and one nickel were lost in a bet with christos angelidakis (great name!), when i wagered that a .wmv file would play in my browser instead of download to the desktop. christos was right and the file downloaded, opening in windows media player!!! thank you christos for the friendly wager and the decorative way in which you chose to spend your winnings! oh my gosh is all thats left to say on that.

i received an email today from navin aggarwal (great name!) of chandigarh, who reports he is coming to visit USA soon. thank you navin! looking forward to seeing you! and thanks again for the advice you gave me that i will never forget; 'dont stand in the sun, its sharp.'

massimo pacchione (great name!) is all set to find out just how hot dominique francon (great name!) is on his flight from LAX to AMS. good luck massimo! fly right!

scarlet (great name!) welcomes cheese as new bowlmate to our older fishy friend turkey. great names both & lets hope they can coexist just like they do on 'sandwich.' and how could one ever forget ryans (great name!) fish taco, short for taco the great.

yallve really done it. out loud.

hi from craig one

i wrote down my dream recollections from last night on piece of paper.