on women and evolution

i was trying to explain to chandra last night how women are probably evolutionarily one step ahead of men. she seemed skeptical so i broke it down for her today in list format (see below);;;

•on average women live longer human lives
•women have better peripheral vision and can thus react quicker to enemies approaching (from the side)
•a woman can breathe under water
•there are 3000+ species of women (and counting)
•a woman has less body hair and is capable of faster travel, a less turbulent flight through space, & a positively refreshed feeling upon reaching her final destination
•boobs are natural flotation devices
•women can produce their own milk and, potentially, cheese in times of dire thirst and, potentially, hunger
•women have brains like dolphins and ears like bats
•a woman can accurately predict the coming of earthquakes across the globe plus some avalanches in Switzerland
•a woman can survive for about a month without her head if conditions are cool and relatively disease and mold free

spare me the hate mail, men. the truth hurts but it can also set you free.