bus report 2007

i saw a number of MTA city buses cruising about today. i didnt ride on any but they all look to be in good condition, smelling good, and running on schedule with no delays. tune in next year for bus report 2008.

the great thing is now

you have an ocean to deliver,
so maybe im wrong,
but dont sail out just yet,
wait for your saltpeter,
you baron.

¡tranquilizer . . . stay down!

i hope that i have occasion to say that line in life even if its just once and even if it means its the last thing i say. ¡apocolypticus! in other news, cuyler gore park looked like my snow-home this morning (see above photo).

addendum to titles to a man

• Knave Motion Gun (courtesy Giancarlo)

im about to have deja vu

i slept at work last night. it was like a fun co-ed lock-in sleepover only nothing like that. early sunday AM on manhattan streets is a lonely-time. people without the comforts of a lover and a warm bed mill about buying chocolate croissants or sardines. they make lonely eye-contacts or avoidances with each other, all writing dialogues theyll never expel. and then, im sure, they go home to poop while i attend to work. its all the coffee they drank.

titles to a man

use these for your myspace name, your band name, whathaveyou. just prop me whenby the propping be due:

• Blaming is a Trick
• Aged Some
• Crystal Myth
  
• Ginger Ale Versus
• Settle For Less
  
• Dead Sperm
• Hyperpaused
• Assume She Wants To
  
• Baron O'Vary
• Pi Hole
• Just Fuck Rotten (courtesy Massie)
  
• ¡The Fat Dont Sing!
  
• Touching Vatican
  
• The Vatican Touch
  
• Girl Hair
• Death Before Deputy
• Susan B. Fuck the Terror
• Sat For Free
• Chess Pawn Drool
  
• Johnny B. Your Mom is a Healthy Whore
• Talented Sick
• Ice is Free (courtesy Hoagie)
• Anything Not Ever
  
• Dazed Up (courtesy Shinya)
  
• The Eighth Dwarf was Death
• Sorry Has Leak
• Bragging For Help
• Posture Saint
• Broken Human Fat
• Ass Mirror
• Vexed Aorta
  
• Nun Pie
  
• Blender Mishap
• Frau Höß Alive
• Qutureman (courtesy Hoagie)
  
• Beard Confluence
  
• Say Hi to Dad
• Peanut Breath Him
• Friend of Plum
• Chest Butter
• Bust or Bust
  
• Oddly Shaped Her
  

cormorant*

*please see loon.

"friendly-oblique"

its the way were dressed today, with hoods and blazers all.

if your chosen profession is boxing, then having your human thalamus on the outside of your skull is a disadvantage

i should mention that having any part of your brain insides on the outside of your skull is bad, even if youre not boxing today.

just like john frieda

obvious email subjects courtesy of a mom

• senior pix
• games
• magazines
• Still thinking?
• info
• brunch
• toss
  
• ophthamologist
  
• parking ticket(s)!
• News
• NYC Lunch Plans
• cameras
• I-Pod
• Christmas is coming!
• Doctors
• Question
• jobs
• card
• crazy mom
• reminder
• Love You
• From your mom
• question
• Sad News
• Liz's grandmother

a giant wrench

from the movie Eine Liebesgeschichte (A Love Story)

your sugar

space gorillas vs. bubbles

i can only say this once so ¡LISTEN! space gorillas love bubbles.

caves are perfect for social gatherings

the only huff not engaged (that i know of)

is tim's j. huff, whose art site is now linked left under friends of one. i wish i could make this handsome photo of t.j. into a link. visit him. he's lonesome over there out loud.

i aint in nobodys hurry/mr presidents day 2007

was yesterday. happy belated. i braved the cold and attended the "largest president's day parade in the USA" in old town alexandria, VA with my sister megan. apparently there is a larger president's day parade in peru. additionally, i felt baby parts in my sisters belly.

id like my death to be at the hands of trees

that seems apropos.

dollar dollar coinz yall

(Tom Gralish/Philadelphia Inquirer)

see articles here, here, and here. ive been lobbying for the replacement of the dollar bill since late 2001 and it looks like my voice is finally being listened to. at least this is a step in that direction. but the eradication of the dollar bill is the most important step yet to come. the comments are most interesting to read and represent a fair cross section of americans, from the numb-nutted to the reasonable. bye.

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