i ❤ surprise no. 1

who doesnt!?! tanu showed up at office last night & the surprise really worked its wonderful on me. i needed that after this week. thanks tanu. +thanks for sharing the photos and the lovely note. youre the blesst;

A Message to Colin: Don't Steal My Shit Anymore*

she gives good head to the Lord
be it vain fuck who are you
on the Sabbath when he rests
she tugs at him with her mouth
fuck and rest
her name was Earth






*thanks to massimo for this title

up & out (loud)

thats how ive been whooping it. sighed,

c1

curves for learning~

the real people win

for example; the 2004 NACADA academic advising primary role award winners:



(l to r; brown, mckusick, and cook). congratulations back then!

a one welcome

¡welcome all RSS feed subscribers!

¿want to sound crazy?

yell 'speaker-box and ice cream' in a public space. repeat it a second time, slightly changing your inflection. scowl. this is most effective!

when people talk to their dogs

or "feet dont fail me now," for example.

¡dj death!

theres a face i havent seen in a while. i ripped it out of tips & tricks and aaron p. langley dutifully filled it out out loud.

not dj death

(courtesy meagan keane)

if meagan keane ever took a picture of me and massie that i forgot about, this would be it. but he was about to hoist me im positive. today i prayed to God to bring david stroganoff home from the desert alive.

making with airports arrival

philadelphia; this should be no surprise

more on the new dollar coins here.

those egyptian kings really lived it up i bet

like with a good party and building the nile river and all. my boy ramses the 2 (above) lived it the biggest.

RIP 6FU 4ME

it was a journey i never wanted to end. last night i watched the final episode of six feet under. RIP fishers. i will miss feeling connected to you teevee characters like how i did out loud.

friendly deaf-briefing (+SMPTE of all bars)

1) dont get too excited yet.

2) some coworkers insinuated that new haircut made mister look like i had just been released from prison. it was all such a big secret but im glad they said that.

3) i always remembered the time on the Q platform when i stood next to the blind man whose ironic sense of humour about his own blindness really impressed and inspired me. i dont know why youre blind, but i do like you.

4) and four, i have some ideas but im not claiming theyre all great. and im not claiming this, but on second thought, many of some ideas are great to me, for example.

interrogating a hand puppet is silly yet productive

(Puppeteer's Hands, Tina Modotti)

and while were on the subject; puppeteers tend to wear the most interesting sweaters! and also, kissing a girls forehead will drive her wild.

like velcro

one hook
one loop

some.how all saints

one dollar and one nickel lost (+ great name news)

this dollar and one nickel were lost in a bet with christos angelidakis (great name!), when i wagered that a .wmv file would play in my browser instead of download to the desktop. christos was right and the file downloaded, opening in windows media player!!! thank you christos for the friendly wager and the decorative way in which you chose to spend your winnings! oh my gosh is all thats left to say on that.

i received an email today from navin aggarwal (great name!) of chandigarh, who reports he is coming to visit USA soon. thank you navin! looking forward to seeing you! and thanks again for the advice you gave me that i will never forget; 'dont stand in the sun, its sharp.'

massimo pacchione (great name!) is all set to find out just how hot dominique francon (great name!) is on his flight from LAX to AMS. good luck massimo! fly right!

scarlet (great name!) welcomes cheese as new bowlmate to our older fishy friend turkey. great names both & lets hope they can coexist just like they do on 'sandwich.' and how could one ever forget ryans (great name!) fish taco, short for taco the great.

yallve really done it. out loud.

hi from craig one

i wrote down my dream recollections from last night on piece of paper.